the stream demanded purple sparkly hair for martin
Teuge martun
ginger kid living reaper kid meets homicidal spanish german dead thing with a hole in his stomach who keep trying to kill each other
a crybaby faggot with an unloving father and his dead mother attached to his (the fathers) hand meets a creepy pervert alien boy who wants to touch his dick
An assassin with a douchebag father and a virus in humanoid form
Drunken whiny douche rich guy that got beat up too much in his lifetime works with a guy with a shady past who’s now a priest for a cult dedicated to hating a single whale.
DICKHONORED
starring:
Cocko Attano
the Insider
Samuel Cumworth
Hiram Deepgoes
Granny Shags
Banana Lurk
Phallus Campbell
and more
“If I were years younger I’d be doing your job myself. Don’t think I couldn’t! I used to climb that rigging like a monkey.” - Farley Havelock
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I see your mid-life crisis and raise you a moral crisis, Admiral. Or should that be ex-Admiral?
For the Havelock-to-Corvo Anon!
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same